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1. Being Gay Is Not Natural

And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay

In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of
Crazy Behavior

People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All

Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed

And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children

So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children

Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion

In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model

Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms

Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Repost This If You Think LOVE Makes A Marriage!

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*A*
I'm leaving tomorrow for X-Mas holidays >*<
So, merry Christmas ç*ç I wish you to spend a happy New Year's Day >**<

That's all, see you in 2009

Scippato a Kairi u.uv


Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a handjob.
8. Gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. --> Well.. I don't know wether I understood the real meaning of "feel up" or not, but.. '^'
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car. --> Not a real one
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. --> It's not just a crush
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun. --> A fake one, one course
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83%

51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. --> I usually kiss my friends and there usually is more than one of them at the same time '^'
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone. --> I stalked Koge-Donbo
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. --> It's not that strange '__'
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day. --> When I was hospitalized
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 61%


But I really don't understand how most of these questions are related to the "virgin percentage" '_'

Dear ~KairiSakura,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it That night under a state of trance and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break to hate the Boston Celtics.

Go burn,
Mizu













Scusate, non so chi taggare.
Questo meme è stupendo tçççççççt
Andate a farlo ewe se vi va


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Rules:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on Shuffle;
2. For each question, press the "next" button to get your answer;
3. You MUST write that song name down, no matter how silly it sounds;
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name;
5. Tag 6 people. [Sorry, I won't..]


· Are you male or female?
Omoide ga Ippai • CoCo
[ That's from Ranma 1/2's OST.. Cough x° anyhow, the singer is female, so let's assume I'm a female too ]

· Describe yourself!
Mizuiro no Senritsu • Nakata Asumi, Terakado Hitomi, Mayumi Asano
[ I'm a mermaid °ç° or.. maybe a nice song.. or both of them.. ]

· What do people feel when they're around you?
I remember - Stranger than you dreamt it • Emmy Russom - Gerard Butler
[ That's not very nice, actually.. u__u" I just hope this doesn't mean I'm so stupid as Christine ]

· Describe your current relationship.
Un monde parfait • Ilona
[ WHY, WHY, WHY ON EARTH DO I STILL HAVE THIS SONG IN MY iTUNES? O_____O *calms down.. Well.. The title fits quite well ]

· Where would you like to be now?
Itsumo nando demo (piano) • Joe Hisaishi 久石譲
[ Oh, what an interesing place to visit x° ]

· How do you feel about love?
Two Worlds • Phil Collins
[ "You'll be in my heart" would have been a better fit, but.. This one is good too ]

· What's your life like?
Yume no Tsubasa • Miyu Irino - Makino Yui
[ Wooah, it would be interesting to live in TsubasaRC x° ]

· What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
Killing me • L'Arc~en~Ciel
[ Oh my God! Not at all x° even if I might ask for Hyde tçt ]

· Say something wise.
First Love (English) • Utada Hikaru
[ Yeah, let Utada speak instead of me .çç. ]

· If someone says "Is this okay?", you say?
Un Incantesimo dischiuso tra i Petali del Tempo • Cristina D'Avena
[ Oh my.. *cries* why do I still have this one? TT__TT" I don't think I can comment this.. This "thing".. ]

· What do you like in a guy/girl?
And I love her • Beatles
[ Of course I do .. And I love Beatles x°° both the title and the lyric are perfect ]

· How do you feel today?
Simple and Clean (Techno Remix) • Utada Hikaru
[ Yeah, I feel "simple and clean" u__u but.. Hikki again? ]

· What is your life's purpose?
Prelude • Nobuo Uematsu
[ . . . sure. My purpose is to sing Uematsu-sama's songs u-u ]

· What is your motto?
Akatsuki • Alice Nine
[ It would be interesting to use it as a motto *^* "I'm linked with dreams in my left hand and you in my right", this line is quite right ]

· What do your friends think of you?
Nanatsu no Umi no Monogatari ~Pearls of Mermaid~ • Nakata Asumi, Terakado Hitomi, Asano Mayumi
[ Ok, ok, I got it. I'm a mermaid. ]

· What do you think of your parents?
Ｅｘｔｒａ　Ｓｔａｇｅ　０２　老年進化論 • 緒方恵美
[ Oh my, that's from 中年進化論　Ｐｌｕｓ x°° *lmao.. My father is better than Sana's one, thank God, even if not as appealing as him ]

· What do you think about very often?
Celtic Rain • Enya
[ Not very often, but it happens ]

· What is 2 + 2?
Masquerade - Why so Silent • Gerard Butler (I'm too lazy to write the other artists)
[ Yeah, if you add 2 to 2, you get a charming and crazy phantom. And a 2 in maths too ]

· What do you think of your best friend?
No.13 • Ellegarden
[ It might fit.. Somehow.. ]

· What do you think of the person you like?
Hello • Hyde
[ The last chorus is really perfect, even if the song itself is linked to the one I like, so.. This song is a good answer to the question ]

· What is your life story?
Reviving Hollow Bastion
[ Yeah.. You can bet on it x° ]

· What do you want to be when you grow up?
Byakuya ~ True Light ~ • Masaki Ryodo (Cover)
[ I DO! ]

· What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Mai it be • Enya
[ It's just that.. The lyric is way too wonderful for me to appreciate T**T I would never think something like that, even if most of the lines fit. Perfectly. ]

· What will u dance to at ur wedding?
See me through • Rascal Flatts
[ Who knows? x° It's a nice song.. ]

· What will they play at your funeral?
Kodou ~ Perfect Harmony • Nakata Asumi, Terakado Hitomi, Asano Mayumi
[ It's not up to me to decide. I'll be dead *^* ]

· What is your hobby/interest?
We are all Dreamer • Funta
[ I don't know that the song is about, but the title isn't wrong ]

· What is your biggest fear?
Romantic Summer [Remix] • Sun&Lunar
[ *rofl* I didn't know I was afraid of remixed songs u-u ]

· What is your biggest secret?
One-winged Angel (Remix) • Nobuo Uematsu
[ I didn't know I had so many remixed songs °^° anyway... Yeah, I'm actually Sephiroth +çç+ ]

· What do you think of your friends?
Blast Away! - Gummi Ship I - • Yoko Shimomura
[ I would never hit them t-t ]

· What will you post this as?
Blind Unicorn • Olivia
[ Mh.. Interesting result ]



I'm sorry for my very poor english u__u" feel free to kill me